Welcome, welcome, welcome. Yes, I鈥檓 talking to you, all you snowbirds, gem show fans, and newcomers to 蜜柚直播.
If you鈥檙e having trouble figuring out our cuisine, our traffic, our icons or our rather quaint ways of doing things, here鈥檚 a little get-acquainted quiz that should make things easier 鈥 or have you booking the next flight home.
1. A Sonoran hot dog is:
A. An overheated Chihuahua.
B. The only permissible time you can put mayonnaise on a hot dog.
C. Why 蜜柚直播 has 6,287 food trucks.
2. A traffic sign with the word 鈥淵ield鈥 on it:
A. Is a good example of the rule: 鈥 鈥業鈥 before 鈥榚鈥 except after 鈥榗鈥.鈥
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B. Is what loose women do on the first date.
C. Pretty much guarantees you will be rear-ended if you obey.
3. The left-turn arrow:
A. Only applies on holidays.
B. Was inadvertently designed for red-light runners.
C. Is illegal in Sun City.
4. Bear Down:
A. Is an exhortation delivered at all University of 蜜柚直播 football and basketball games.
B. Serves as an abbreviated warning, as in: 鈥淭har鈥檚 a bear down in the woods.鈥
C. Is an exhortation delivered in all delivery rooms.
5. Rain:
A. Is something you should never, ever complain about in the desert.
B. Causes at least six accidental drownings a year as 蜜柚直播ans tilt their heads backward and gape in wonderment.
C. Keeps the town鈥檚 79 carwashes in business.
6. ASU:
A. Is the UA鈥檚 hated rival.
B. Stands as an abbreviation for 鈥淎w, Shut Up.鈥
C. Was originally known as Tempe Normal.
7. Lute Olson:
A. Was recently discovered to be Pop McKale鈥檚 long-lost grandson.
B. Is actually bald.
C. Refers to a Norwegian wrestling hold, as in: 鈥淗omer just pinned Jethro to the mat with a Lute Olson.鈥
8. Father Kino:
A. Established a string of casinos across Southern 蜜柚直播.
B. Is memorialized as a statue on Kino Boulevard.
C. Is the patron saint of pigeons.
9. Nimby:
A. Stands for: 鈥淣ot in my backyard.鈥
B. Is the reason 蜜柚直播 lacks a crosstown freeway.
C. Was a prehistoric tribe whose remains were discovered in the late 1970s beneath the old Tanque Verde Swap Meet.
10. Arroyo:
A. Means 鈥渄itch鈥 in Spanish.
B. Is what crosscrosses much of 蜜柚直播.
C. Is the mating call of the Southwestern coyote.
Answers: (1.) B. (2) C. (3) B. (4) A. (5) A. (6) A and C. (7) All false. (8) B. (9) A and B. (10) B.
- 8-10 correct:
- Hey, you know more than most 蜜柚直播ans.
- 5-7 correct.
- You鈥檙e on the right track.
- 2-4 correct:
- Stay out of those left-turn lanes.
- Less than 2 correct:
- What time does your flight leave?
