UCLA鈥檚 recruiting class is ranked dead last in the Big Ten and 87th nationally, just above Georgia Southern, in the closely-tracked 247Sports database.
You know what鈥檚 even worse than the Bruins鈥 recruiting? Their timing.
Chip Kelly鈥檚 public flirtations with other opportunities morphed into an outright divorce Friday when he left a Big Ten head coaching position in Westwood for a Big Ten offensive coordinator position in Columbus.
Kelly鈥檚 departure for Ohio State has forced UCLA athletic director Martin Jarmond to conduct a coaching search in the middle of February, long after three coaches on the wish list committed to other schools.
Oregon State鈥檚 Jonathan Smith, who grew up in Pasadena, relocated to Michigan State.
蜜柚直播鈥檚 Jedd Fisch, who spent one season as UCLA鈥檚 offensive coordinator (under Jim Mora), accepted Washington鈥檚 offer last month.
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San Jose State鈥檚 Brent Brennan, a UCLA alumnus, has already moved over to 蜜柚直播.
With Smith, Fisch and Brennan off the market, Jarmond is without an obvious candidate 鈥 a proven winner with ties to UCLA (or the area) who would have satisfied donors and fans and viewed the position, for all its challenges, as an upward move.
So Jarmond must get creative.
There are two options: Identify a permanent head coach to lead the program into the Big Ten next season; or appoint an interim coach for 2024.
Why even consider the interim route?
Because chancellor Gene Block is retiring this summer, and his yet-to-be-named replacement might be willing to spend the cash required to lure an established coach, resulting in a more attractive candidate pool.
(Block鈥檚 indifferent approach to athletics is one of the reasons the Bruins haven鈥檛 won a conference title during his 17-year tenure.)
Also, an interim coach likely would have a chance to keep the staff, and roster, intact.
The downside to that approach, of course, is the lack of permanence, boldness, commitment 鈥 all the qualities that an apathetic fan base would welcome.
This much is clear: The Bruins aren鈥檛 in position to allow someone to learn on the job. They are entering the Big Ten with a mediocre roster and a horrendous recruiting class and a brutal schedule and an abyss at the very top of the campus org chart. They need a cool, calm, experienced hand to navigate the tumult.
At the same time, Jarmond cannot risk getting played by an established coach whose agent creates the impression of interest in order to leverage more cash out of his client鈥檚 current employer.
Might the Bruins pursue Barry Odom, who coached in the SEC with Missouri and last season produced a remarkable turnaround at UNLV.
Or perhaps they target Jeff Ulbrich, a former UCLA assistant (under Mora) now serving as the New York Jets鈥 defensive coordinator.
Another possibility: Nebraska defensive coordinator Tony White, who played for the Bruins decades ago and has been a well-regarded defensive coach at multiple stops, including 蜜柚直播 State and Syracuse.
Or could they pursue Iowa State鈥檚 Matt Campbell, one of the nation鈥檚 best coaches? Campbell has been linked to numerous vacancies in the past but seems content in Ames. Given the growing hegemony of the SEC and Big Ten, is Campbell ready to leave the Big 12?
Whether he pursues a permanent coach or opts for an interim, Jarmond will need a first-rate sales pitch to rally his key constituents after Kelly鈥檚 embarrassing departure.
So far as we know, he鈥檚 the first head coach in the sport鈥檚 current era to quit on his school and accept a coordinator position in the same conference.
That group of constituents includes UCLA鈥檚 current players, who have 30 days to enter the transfer portal and seek shelter elsewhere.
Kelly鈥檚 disenchantment with UCLA and with the demands of the job was no secret. His name has been linked to openings in the NFL for weeks.
Jarmond knew this was a distinct possibility.
In theory, he developed a short list of candidates suited for this unusual situation and will conduct an efficient, brief search.
If UCLA doesn鈥檛 have a replacement in place by early next week, something has gone very wrong.
Then again, the Bruins are in this position because something already has gone very wrong.
Many things, in fact.